JĀSÖN ‘Honey Do’ List
I am making myself a ‘honey do’ list. Need to get some stuff done and also get some materials ready for the big interview next Friday. The recruiter called me the other day. He told me that I am the only person they are bringing in for an interview amongst a couple of other candidates. Hopefully the interview goes well and they make me an offer. Nothing would make me happier then to move on from Cingular.
Anyway, the chores ahead…
1.) Fold all my laundry!
2.) Go shopping for interview clothes
3.) Clean the castle and Name_Removed’s place
4.) Go to the usual favorite stop: Best Buy
5.) Go to mamma’s house and drop off her lawn mower
6.) Mow the lawns
Nice to know you haven’t forgotten about the mamma!
Now I understand, she agreed to marry you because you finally learned the secret: women are always in charge. I’m glad she held out for you to clean her house and your’s before she gave your proposal a moments consideration. Remember to pace yourself and keep this up. You’ll be working harder than ever now. Cheers.
… I forgot to add. When you’re finished you need to:
1. buy your mom a spa day, cause it’s gonna be hard work for her giving her lil boy away.
2. buy her mom a spa day top aplogize for not being everything she dreamt about in a son in law (reality bites).
3. buy her a spa day before she changes her mind and promise to massage her feet and paint her toe nails every night that she asks for the rest of your natural, I mean unnatural, life.