Halloween with NO candy

Okay, I am soft. Tonight is Halloween and I have zero candy. For some valid reasons of course.

1. No candy because I shouldn’t eat any candy. If it’s there, I will end up eating it.
2. No candy because I want to save a couple of bucks. I am going on a Mexican cruise in a couple weeks. Need beer money
3. What’s worse: getting your teeth drilled because of cavities or not having any candy?

What makes me soft is that I am hiding downstairs with our roommate Rob. That way, I can make the upstairs look like no-one is home. So when the door bell rings, I don’t answer. I don’t have the heart to tell the kids that I have no candy. I remember when I was kid, when someone told me that, I was pissed. Anyway, happy halloween.