Attack Of The Eggs

Basically, some teenage f**k-heads decided to do some egging last night in the neighborhood. I woke up this morning to load my truck up with garbage so I could go to the dump, but as soon as I approached my truck that was parked on the street, I noticed that the side and top of my truck had f**king egg on it. The bed of my truck was covered in tampons as well. The kids took the time to remove the cardboard applicators. On my way to the dump, I decided I would drive up the street to see if anyone else was attacked. When I drove up my street, I noticed 4 other vehicles were egged. On the next block over, a couple of other cars were egged.

I was the only special one with tampons .